My best laid plans rarely work out as intended and there’s always something last minute about most things I try to do. This was true of the photo session I’d planned in Cornwall – the only time me, a few embroidered bits of clothing and daughter No 2 were going to be together before Christmas. The days had been full and come sundown on our last evening none of the desired photos had been taken, no suitcases had been packed and the fridge and kitchen in general had yet to be emptied and cleaned out.
Fortunately the small person saved the day and made quite sure we were all up early on our last morning, well very, very early as he had uncharacteristically suffered the most disturbed of disturbed nights. With everyone suffering some degree of sleep deprivation, moods verged from frivolous to lightly hysterical and the morning opened to us tiptoing a fine line between slapstick comedy and tears of exasperation (mainly mine) … all before breakfast.
I did, however, get my photos taken and I even found myself beginning to smile weakly as the sun came up and made everything in the garden lovely. The small person had had a most civilising effect, punching well beyond his weight, years and wisdom. The usual bickering of the family on holiday seemed so pointless when there was someone so jolly and amusing to be distracted by. The two aunts gained sleeves full of brownie badges, taking it in turns to read books, kick footballs round or just keep gimlet eyes on him while he amused himself – his parents even managed the odd meal or swim together.
At 10.30 am Saturday we duly tumbled out of the house having left it tidy and even moderately clean after our week’s occupation. I had developed a small neurosis about keeping the Corian sink immaculately clean and ensuring the very beautiful granite worktops remained scratch free, and in both I think I was successful which gave me a small bubble of pleasure. We dispersed in 2 cars. Ours dropped off daughter No 3 to her new digs in Penryn and daughter No 2 at Truro train station.
The vicar and I were then intending to take a meandering journey home stopping off consecutive nights for bookings in two small hotels in pleasant country places and arriving home unhurried. Alas that was not to be. Our clutch went just out of Honiton at 7pm. The AA were pretty prompt but the relay teams were circumscribed by statutory break times and tachograph readings so we found ourselves back in Oxfordshire at 1.20 on Sunday morning. Now what was I saying about the best laid plans…
The photos show a crepe de chine sailor collar shirt embroidered in silk threads.