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Collar trouble – this is not how to make a shawl collar

Sympathies to anyone who feels life is too short to bother reading this post.

This jumper should have been finished well before the one I blogged about 2 posts ago. I had raced through the back, front and sleeves with no trouble at all. I knew the inset collar would be more difficult but thought if I doggedly followed the instructions, all would be fine. Oh dear. Well, for a kick off, I couldn’t even workout how to “with a circular needle … pick up and knit 36 stitches up the right side of the front  neck …” I had a go with a lot of  muttering “for goodness sake”  which was no good at all, did a bit of Googling (helpful about the circular needle), ranted at the vicar which was very cathartic but it advanced me not an iota … and eventually I just gave up and stowed the knitting away out of sight.

Debbie Bliss striped jumper (Baby Cashmerino Bk 4)

Loop’s website suggested they had an SOS session on the second Sunday in the month. I rang and they said come in any time. Bless their warm palpitating human souls. So, last Friday I decided to dedicate the whole day to a Loop visit – that is after popping into Liberty (some lovely new Tana Lawns), Muji (where I was told my favourite photo albums had been discontinued) and Paperchase  (for their plain brown card lever arch files).  Sitting in a steam of evaporation (it was very wet and I no umbrella except those big unwieldy non foldable ones that drip everywhere) and looking like a bag lady, I collapsed on the very comfortable and well cushioned Ercol sofa feeling more than vaguely embarrassed as if an exam paper in a completely unknown language had been put in front of me. Fortunately an elegant swan-necked beauty gave me and my pattern full attention without a hint of condescension and got me going.

Debbie Bliss striped jumper (Baby Cashmerino Bk 4)

About an hour and a half later, having taken ages spacing out, picking up and knitting my 36 stitches up the neck, casting on along the back and then repeating what I’d done up the front down the other side (surprised that I didn’t need to pick up every stitch that offered itself), I had the right number of stitches on the needle. Having caught her eye,  my ministering angel then broke off her shelf stacking, returned to me and explained the next conundrum thrown up by the pattern ” knit … and then turn” (i.e. not knitting to the end of the row).  Ok, I think I got that, the turning mid row helps to shape the collar. More confident but with a concentration headache brewing, I was, however, delighted to be interrupted by a phone call from daughter No 1 inviting me up the road for  tea, carrot cake and a session with the Duplo.

Home and Monday, I set upon what I thought would be a short jog to FINISH the jumper.

But, even understanding  the turning mid row bit I find I don’t understand how:

The second row you can knit rib [k1,p1] 45 – i.e. 90 stitches when you only have 78 stitches on that needle (and so on for each subsequent row).

Further how is it that:

The 10th row tells me to rib 69 times (138 stitches) when I only have 111 to begin with (and no suggestion of increasing)?

I include a photo of the page from the pattern. I am doing the second size (the first one in the bracket) just on the off chance that someone out there knows exactly what’s required without having to spend too much of their time explaining it to me.

I can’t visit Loop again until next week so if anyone is able to shed light on my ignorance I will be utterly overjoyed.

I have lost a bit of confidence in Debbie Bliss’s patterns after seeing how many corrections there are to this book on her website, including one for this pattern. (I have, of course, lost the addendum sheet that came with the pattern book!) When finally I found an email address for the company I emailed them but received return mail saying it would take up to 21 days for them to answer. The jumper may not fit him then! I think it is such a lovely style with that neck caressing collar that I’m sure  it would become a favourite – if  only I can get it finished. I dread to think how many hours I’ve spent on this already.

Pear and ginger fairings from Miranda Gore Browne’s ‘Biscuit’ (Ebury Press 2012)

It’s never a good idea to impose new ideas on village churches, it’s much better if things emerge and are embraced in their striving infancy. People occasionally wistfully bemoan the fact that we don’t have a children’s service at Ipsden church while at our sister village, North Stoke, one flourishes on the third Sunday in the month. This is almost always taken by one of the fathers and in current church fashion would probably be categorised as  “messy church” as it can take many forms and doesn’t seek to constrain children within pews or to restrain them to tidiness or being quiet.

The thing about Ipsden is that the inhabitants are deep rooted and few houses change hands so new villagers are rare. The children who swelled the church attendance in the 1980s and 1990s have come to church for weddings and baptisms in recent years and the natural cycle of things mean that it is only now that there is a little group of older toddlers in the village for whom a Sunday gathering is appropriate.

Pear and ginger fairings from Miranda Gore Browne’s ‘Biscuit’ (Ebury Press 2012)

We had the first of these gatherings last Sunday and the turnout consisted of 3 aged 3-5, one baby of 4 months and a little girl of 12 (not many by any reckoning, but little acorns, etc …). One of the 3 year olds immediately declared he didn’t like it there and was going home but minutes later with a drum to bang and a song to sing he was utterly contented; by the end of the ‘service’ he was one of 3 little blonde heads happy on the stone flagstones trying to stab a pirate in a barrel – success of sorts, if you don’t think too much about piratical murder. With 4 adults to every child,  parents could perhaps relax a little better that they would on a Sunday morning at home. Mature women delighted in their turn holding the baby who was himself completely unfazed from being passed around  like a party parcel (and his lucky parents benefitted by being left in bed at the grandparental home). The format of the service was very loose, hymns/songs around a core of 2 biblical readings and a quiz which sent everyone out around the church and into the church yard for answers. Everybody enjoyed the mix – and mother of the one who was intent on leaving said she would bring her other 3 another time when Sunday morning rugby and hockey permitted. The 10 am start rather than 9.30 was appreciated by us all.

I made these biscuits (based on the recipe in Miranda Gore Browne’s ‘Biscuit‘; Ebury Press, 2012) because I thought a soft fruity ginger biscuit,would be enjoyed by both adults and children. We were also lucky to have some shop bought bourbon biscuits left over from the Ride & Stride bike marathon of the previous weekend – next time there is a children’s service perhaps I should have a go at Miranda’s version of bourbons. In the case of these biscuits, I thought the ginger – both crystallised and ground – overwhelmed  the less strong flavour of the dried pear which was a bit too expensive to be so smothered. I have made some with the addition of white chocolate chips and these were good although the bits of chocolate that are exposed during cooking go brown and unattractive in the hot oven. White chocolate zigzagging across the top would be better for both flavour and looks.

Pear and ginger fairings from Miranda Gore Browne’s ‘Biscuit’ (Ebury Press 2012)

225 g self raising flour

2 tsp ground mixed spice

2 tsp ground ginger

100 g unsalted butter, roughly chopped

10 g crystallised ginger, roughly chopped

110 g caster sugar

4 tbsp golden syrup

75 g pear roughly chopped into tiny pieces

Preheat the oven to 200ºC/180ºC for a fan oven/Gas Mark 6

Line baking trays with non stick baking paper or use Wilton’s Cake Release. (I tried one try with baking paper and one with cake release. The latter left the bottom of the biscuit slightly shiny with oil but the taste was not affected. In a hurry, the cake release would be great – and no paper to throw away.)

If you have a food processor, whizz the flour together with mixed spice and ground ginger. Add the butter and crystallised ginger and whizz again until the mixture resemble breadcrumbs. If you’re making these by hand, chop the crystallised ginger as finely as you can and rub the butter into the dry ingredients with your fingertips. Add the sugar and whizz again or stir to combine.

Gently warm the golden syrup by placing the tin in a pan of simmering water and then add 4 tbsp to the mixture of dry ingredients until well combined. Now stir in the dried pear. The resulting dough should be quite fir and not too sticky.

Roll the dough into walnut size pieces and place them on baking trays. Flatten with the bottom of a glass and press  with a fork if you fancy it.

Bake for 5minutes on the highest shelves in the oven. Swap the trays round and bake for a further 5-7 minutes until the biscuits look golden and slightly puffy. Let them cool on their baking trays.